That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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