a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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