Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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