wrigley field is MILF paradise
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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