i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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