woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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