do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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