at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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