Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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