North Korea, Best Korea!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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