i don't like sucking hair
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You coming home soon, man?
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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