Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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