Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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