I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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