I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize