Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Randomize
