that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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