white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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