what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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