I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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