Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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