All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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