So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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