I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Welp...herpes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
