We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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