This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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