There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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