I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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