Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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