I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I know her cup size but not her name....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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