I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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