YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize
