Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm at about main and main street
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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