I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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