ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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