How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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