I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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