im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize