wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
