Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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