Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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