You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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