I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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