She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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