I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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I have fence marks all over my body
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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