If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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