Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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