ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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