The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
what is it with giant penises always finding me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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