Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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