party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
