Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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