did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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