the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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