sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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