YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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