Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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